Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Punny Headline

What was the headline when the petite fortune teller escaped from prison?



"Small Medium at Large"



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5 comments:

P_J said...

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you'll have to check those through. Each passenger is allowed only one carrion."

9/20/2006 02:39:00 PM
Tracy said...

My ds's (9) fav:

What do you call sleepwalking nun?

"A Roamin' Catholic"

9/20/2006 02:57:00 PM
Ruth Anne Adams said...

I declare this an open thread for puns. Have at it, y'all!

9/20/2006 04:17:00 PM
SippicanCottage said...

Two painters are painting a church. They try to skimp on paint by watering it down.

The heavens open up, a voice booms from the clouds:

Repaint! and thin no more!

9/20/2006 08:08:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novacaine during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

9/22/2006 11:38:00 AM

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