Two guys were out fishing on a lake when one of them dropped his wallet over the side of the boat. The man was amazed to see a carp swim by and snatch it up. Soon, another carp came up and stole it away, then a third joined in.The man turns to his friend and says, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."
And, if you have a strong stomach for bodily fluid talk and don't mind a PG-13 rating, go over to my friend Annie's place and see what we've been spewing.

3 comments:
Glad you liked it. It's always nice to find a new, good one.
I don't usually go for bodily-fluids humor, but the riffs over at Ambivablog were inspired. And it was definitely Chiffon margarine.
Doncha mean perspired?
Ah, the sweat smell of success.
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