Friday, February 08, 2008

Puns Galore

Thanks to Pastor Jeff for his latest contribution to my ongoing pun collection. It's especially apt to send to a Catholic woman on a Friday during Lent:

Two guys were out fishing on a lake when one of them dropped his wallet over the side of the boat. The man was amazed to see a carp swim by and snatch it up. Soon, another carp came up and stole it away, then a third joined in.The man turns to his friend and says, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

And, if you have a strong stomach for bodily fluid talk and don't mind a PG-13 rating, go over to my friend Annie's place and see what we've been spewing.

3 comments:

P_J said...

Glad you liked it. It's always nice to find a new, good one.

I don't usually go for bodily-fluids humor, but the riffs over at Ambivablog were inspired. And it was definitely Chiffon margarine.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Doncha mean perspired?

P_J said...

Ah, the sweat smell of success.